Whenever we revisit what's happening over in Germany, it tends to be more of the same old goings-on. Mostly rape and terrorism (see Angela Merkel: Germany is Ravaged by Terrorism... But We Want More Refugees!). You know, just little modern German things. I hope you weren't expecting schnitzel.

How Germans handle said rape is a wee bit different than how the "patriarchal" Americans deal with pervs who go violent. See if you can spot some key differences. A couple of German girls who found themselves at the center of a migrant sex attack (an ordeal reaching normalcy) were put into contact with the Public Prosecutor's Office. Turns out the prosecutors didn't have much sympathy...

Two women claimed they were dismissed by the prosecution after they had suffered [a] horrific attack by a mob of migrants in Germany...

"He groped my intimate area. Eight policeman arrested him." After they had arrested the suspect, the sex attacks went on as soon as the police left again, this time by the whole group of migrants. She added: "And no one helped me."

During the investigation, [the Public Prosecutor's Office in Oldenburg] wrote to the victims: "It is quite conceivable that the young men just wanted to show in this way they were interested in you."

Here be evidence of the allusive "rape culture" rotund American feminists have been wrongfully sighting in the states. Because what this prosecutor essentially said? Get over it, fräuleins. Migrants get a little rapey sometimes (see GERMANY: New Police Report Shows MASSIVE Surges in Migrant Rapes...). It's to be expected, you should've prepared thyselves, dressed less provocatively. Worn burkas. Or leftover sacks. They thought you ladies were fetching. It inspired their inner gentleman violent rapist. They were just showing a little romantic interest, you western bigots. Be sensitive to their culture. Take it as flattery and move along.

With all the squabbling over fake rape culture in the west recently (see Feminists: Calling Your Daughter 'Princess' Supports Rape Culture), one might believe this little German tale might inspire a call to action from the feminist landwhales itching for a cause. It does seem like the textbook definition of rape culture, yes? So, feminists? Any time you want to chime in...

Of course they won't. When women need actual help from a government which doesn't protect them, which takes a (dare I say it) patriarchal approach to their bodies, feminists are as useful as a bikini in a blizzard. Also, whatever you do, don't picture a feminist in a bikini. Blizzard or no.

See, here in the United States, regretting sex is sometimes rape. But in Germany, getting raped or sexually assaulted by migrants don't always count (see Cologne Rape Victims Devastated as Gleeful Islamic Migrants Leave Court Free Men...). Muslim migrants get freebies because inclusivity and political correctness take priority over the safety of unfortunate women.

It's a halal thing. You wouldn't get it.

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