A serial shoe snatcher is on the loose in New York City. It's bad enough women can't walk the streets without men assaulting their kids or smearing human poop in their faces. Now, they have to worry about having their shoe stolen off of their body. Shoe, not shoes. Singular. As in, the man only steals one shoe.

The Serial Shoe Snatcher has struck three times. From his first victim, he stole her right shoe. Victims two and three, he stole their left shoes. If he stole all right and all left, we could point to a political motive. Maybe him stealing right and left shows the man dislikes our two-party political system and is making a point about the extreme left or extreme right in this country. Or he could just be a wackadoodle. It's New York City, so anything is possible.

What type of shoe he steals is also unknown, other than one is a Nike. Though, whether it was a fresh Air One or a used and smelly running show has not been made clear. All we know is that, so far, the Serial Shoe Snatcher does not have the testicular fortitude to attack men. He only attacks women.

While crime has been rampant in New York City, Mayor Eric Adams has been busy calling for abortion up until birth and launching a campaign against Florida. He is also rumored to be considering a presidential run in 2024 after only being on his current job for six months.

If you know anything about the Serial Shoe Snatcher, please call NYPD's Crime Stoppers Hotline at 1-800-577-TIPS (8477). You can also go to their website or hit them up on Twitter.

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