Few people have exemplified the beautiful bravery of 2022 than Canadian high school shop teacher Kayla Lemieux. Kayla first strutted into content glory when video of her and her comically larger fake chesticles (with even more comically larger fake nipples) was seen teaching high school students how to use a circular saw. You may think that violates dress code, but the school board told the haters to suck it.

NOTE: We will be abiding by AP Styleguide and using she/her pronouns. I know that you know that I know that you know a) truth, b) science, and most importantly c) it's more hilarious that way.

To celebrate her huge win with the school board, Kayla and all her accessories decided to go skydiving. Citizen journalist Andy Ngo has more.

The professional skydivers took extra care to ensure all of Kayla was properly strapped in.

The other skydiving instructors couldn't believe they were sharing the cargo plane is such an internet celebrity. I'm sure their co-workers who had the day off were jealous. Shout out to my man throwing up the metal fingers.

Sadly, not all of Kayla made it in one piece. Don't worry. Her fake knockers were well-secured. But during the jump, she lost her wig. We regret to inform you that g-forces and gravity are both transphobic.

Wait a second...is that Eddie Izzard?

There are rumors throughout the dark web that Kayla Lemieux is NOT the beautiful and brave teacher she appears to be. And that it's actually a dude pretending to see how far he can take it. We at the Louder with Crowder Dot Com website only follow the AP style guide. We are not as well versed in journalisming as the reporters at the Associated Press. I only know what I see.

And what I see is a brave and beautiful teacher attempting to live her best authentic life. A best, authentic life where she was born with size HHH breasts. In this skydiving adventure, Kayla truly puts the "brave" in beautiful and brave.

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