Dear Annoying Feminists Who Want to Ruin Everything Because They're Miserable Sacks of Crap,

I'm Steven Crowder. And my blood is boiling so hot it's coming out of my whatever.

First, watch this moronic feminist put words together to form sentences that express moronic things.

Halloween is just around the corner! But despite it being a ton of fun it is also PACKED with sexist and racist costumes and objectifications. But fear not! Join Laci on this week's episode of Braless to find out ways you can help make halloween a little less offensive. Watch the episode to find out!

Laci, you ignorant slut (it's totes okay because it's an SNL reference, see?)...

In MTV's latest leftist indoctrination scam, Laci Green tries to convince young kids that Halloween is a cultural minefield of racist patriarchy. It's so absurd that it makes MTV's other hits in "Jersey Shore" and "16 and Pregnant" seem like Hitchens by comparison. Keep in mind that this broad's show is called "Braless with Laci Green," so rebutting it is a bit like... well, rebutting a show names "Braless with Laci Green."  But it's a slow Saturday and some SJW kids are still taking feminism seriously so here we go.

Sexy ones.

At around forty five seconds in, she argues that "slutty costumes" are the byproduct of the feminist revolution, allowing women to be sexually liberated. She seems to think this is a good thing. Fine.

Then however, she immediately complains about men objectifying women in said "slutty costumes." claiming that,

"showing extra skin doesn't make you any less of a human being or any less entitled to basic human decency and respect."

She goes onto rape culture, yada yada sex...

"Slut-shaming is often one of the first mental steps someone takes toward justifying acts of sexual violation on Halloween night."

This is an important slight of hand often employed by SJW feminists. They try and conflate the idea of "sexualization" or "objectification" with rape. Look, nobody is justifying rape here. At all. But for a man to internally sexualize a woman who's willingly put her breasts on a platter (or a beer wench outfit, or a sexy devil shawl etc.) in order to garner sexual attention is natural. It's also not in any way immoral.

Let's face it, you're not putting your jugs on display and bobbing for apples so that you can look at yourself in the bathroom mirror. Your putting your sexy parts on display in hopes of them getting noticed. There are plenty of non-sexy costumes available. You chose the sexy one. Men will therefore look at you sexually. Congratulations, your ruse worked.

The problem is that feminists like Laci want to have their cake and eat it too. They want to be able to parade in hyperly-sexualized outfits, but shame men when they react like... well, men. Does that excuse rape? Of course not. But things like compliments, requests for your phone number and dare I say it, *gasp* catcalling are likely to occur.

Also, don't expect a man to strike up a conversation with you because of a burning interest in your opinion regarding quantum physics. It's the breasts, stupid.

And you know what? That's okay. Men are the only ones being blamed here for their biology. Men are sexually attracted to certain traits in women. It's why we generally wear clothes. Not because if we walked around naked, men would be raping everybody, but because we'd never get any work done. It's very, very hard to create virtually every world-altering invention of the modern age in the face of a parade of boobs and butts. So what do we do? We wear clothes.

Women, should you decide to forego said clothes, men have no control over their sexual desires. Zero, none. Now their sexual actions and impulses? Of course. That's what laws and ethics are for and men should be held to the same standard as women. But that's not what we're talking about here. Men are being blamed not only for actions, but for their thoughts. Thoughts that every man has had since the beginning of ever.

How about instead of lying to young girls, you equip them to make better decisions? That if they want to find a decent guy who appreciates them for their personality, their breasts probably shouldn't cross the room-threshhold five seconds before they do? In that same breath, let's teach young boys to become men of character. You know, use judgment. That dirty word?

Anyway, she then goes on to talk about how blackface is offensive. No duh. But then she goes onto complain about "geisha" and "indian" costumes etc. She says that they rely on stereotypes and are offensive to different cultures. She goes onto call America culturally incompetant and attack" white culture" yada yada sex. Well, I'm pretty sure you can guess where I stand on this one.

Not sure if this is "Brownface" but whatevs.

Here's the thing: yes, what she says is asinine. She's clearly not thought critically of these issues. Anyone who isn't a die-hard feminist will see the absurdity. The problem? SJW feminists only congregate with other SJW feminists and make sure that anyone who's not a SJW feminist is banned from the conversation. The even bigger problem? There's a disproportionate amount of said SJW feminists acting as college professors and pushing this kind of propaganda in the entertainment industry. It's been rejected by women, it's not mainstream, but they're trying soooooooooo hard to make it so. Don't let them. Case in point, my video below (in which I was kicked out of a SJW Feminist Film Festival).

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