Star Wars will always be superior to Star Trek. Suck it, nerds. You are more than welcome to @brodigan over this. Just don't forget your inhaler and Cheetos before making your mom drive you. However, William Shatner's Twitter game of late has the Wookies in a panic (see William Shatner Perfectly Trolls Race-Baiters with This Tweet and PHASERS SET TO STUN: William Shatner Blasts Wimpy Leftists Over Use of “Misandry”…). Maybe it's the extra dilithium crystals in Shatner's Cheerios. But the Captain has an enemy uglier than Klingons. It's social justice warriors (h/t Twitchy).

Obviously, the outrage came:

The most common protestation was Shatner whiteshaming. With a side of cis-maleness.

Shatner didn't back down. He channeled his inner Picard to engage.

Then Shanter takes on a young whippersnapper who must have read a recent Vox article on genocide. Or snorted glue. Same difference.

His response went straight to warp speed. Popping up on her display without a cloaking device.

Shorter Shatner: go Vulcan death grip yourself.

In short:

The left can never be satisfied or appeased. So don't even bother. Keep your shields up but make sure to fire your photon torpedos. Don't let up when they send a distress signal. Just hail them and say "Your resistance to logic and basic hygiene is futile. If you can't be assimilated into critical thinking, we'll turn you to the dark side. One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them."

Then wave your wand and scream Avada Kedavra. It's what Han Solo would do. Remember, Batman shot first.

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