Back in the olden days, before the advent of iPhones and Facebook, youngsters would pass the time away with silly games, like cops and robbers. Fun times they were. A gaggle of college students at UVA tried recreating that childhood magic by having a cops-and-robbers-themed party. Unfortunately for them, everything is racist now.

A pack of leftist asshats shut them down.

Lefties sure are the life of the party, aren't they?

Except nobody invited them at all.

Those poor prisoners. They had such storied careers doing the murdering, raping, and thieving. Then, the coppers came and locked them away for no good reason. Other than they're a bunch of racists. Now, those habitual felon victims are confined to a living hell of pottery classes and free HBO. The horror.

Also, what does any of this have to do with white supremacy? I don't doubt there was an ulterior motive to this party. But white supremacy it was not. The reality is the themed party was an excuse to get attractive females into sexy police uniforms. The frat isn't racist. They're just horny. The last time I checked, that's not a crime. At least, not yet.

Leftists see racism and injustice in everything. Their paranoia is so intense, they've rendered themselves incapable of having a good time. Next, they'll ban '80s themed parties because of Reagan, AIDS, and crack. Before you know it, they'll ban parties altogether. "Because, so long as injustice against minorities exists, having a good time is a blatant display of white privelege."

Also, have to point this out: isn't assuming "bandanas and tattoos" are only part of the POC community racist? Seems the real racism is on the part of the accusers. To assume only "people of color" are tatted up.

Leftists should really learn how to relax and unwind. Being stuck-up anal poles with no sense of humor is bad for their health.

So is stuffing your face full of Krispy Kreme...

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