I almost need tequila to write this. And by "almost," I mean to warn you of the litany of typos to follow while the screen blurs before me as my fifth third adult beverage hits my system. That's how depressing it is.

First, an apology. We here at LwC try to keep you up to date on the latest SJW 'offensive' costume stories just to LOL at them, (see this epic Bill Maher rant on it), and we missed the original outrage over students wearing sombreros to a tequila-themed birthday party. To make it up to you, here's a story about the students who were offended by it, being offered counseling. No this is not an article from "The Onion." Grown-ass adults are being offered counseling. For being offended. By party hats.

A university offered counselling to students “injured and affected” by a group of classmates who wore small sombrero hats to a tequila-themed birthday party.

The row, which erupted at Bowdoin College, a private liberal arts college in the US state of Maine, is being seen as the latest instance of a new mood of censorious political correctness sweeping university campuses on both sides of the Atlantic.

After photos of party-goers wearing the miniature sombreros, several inches in diameter, appeared on social media, administrators at the college immediately sent out multiple emails notifying students about an “investigation” into a possible “act of ethnic stereotyping”.

The General Assembly of Bowdoin students issued a “statement of solidarity to stand by all students who were affected by the ‘tequila’ party”. The party hosts are facing disciplinary action.

The college has even offered offended students “safe spaces” and counselling to help them deal with the emotional impact of the miniature sombrero party.

This is why we need South Park.

And more tequila.

Here's a snippet from the actual document released to students.

My word! How are these students ever going to handle real life? Ooooh, that's right. They don't want to. So instead, they push for legislation to guarantee themselves a high wage, to eliminate their student loans and yes, even to eliminate speech that they find offensive. America, this is what your "higher learning" has become.

So then, isn't it brilliant for leftists like Bernie Sanders to promise, that if you vote for him, all of you get to attend said educational establishments for FREE! It's a never-ending propaganda cycle, funded by you, the taxpayer.

No wonder these kids don't even understand the First Amendment. Watch below, and weep.