Remember when it was 'ignorant' to say that the SCOTUS ruling on same-sex marriage would open the floodgates? That polygamy was not only inevitable, but completely natural. which would lead to who knows what after? Yeah, about that.

Huffington Post, epicenter for all things gay, recently posted an article detailing the latest marriage crisis.

A new campaign aims to break down stigma, educate the public about and fight for the acceptance of polyamorous relationships. From the website OpenMinded comes the #AcceptLove campaign, an initiative focused on equality for polyamorous people. The leaders of the campaign see acceptance for poly relationships as the next frontier of mainstream queer liberation.

Here's the super sappy, "aww the feels" video they featured to go along with it.

Hm. That sounds familiar. I wonder who will courageously step forth next and face the brunt of "social stigma" for their fetish? Maybe, dare I say it, pedophilia?

Oh wait... Salon.com has already officially promoted pedophilia (Read "Salon Officially Gives Front Page Sympathy Coverage to Pedophile" here)? Well then.

I know every time a conservative makes this point, a million 'tolerant' heads explode. Before you start angrily tossing tomatoes dildos my way, hear me out. We predicted that this was coming. For a long time. Given the historical context it's not even surprising. This is what happens when the government mandates social acceptance of niche lifestyles via unnecessary "rights" (see Sorry, Marriage Is Not A Fundamental 'Human Right'. Here's Why). It isn't rocket science.

Look, don't take my word for it. Just listen to this poly-amorous amoeba yourself. This dude and his harem use acceptance of gay marriage as a basis for the "legitimization" of their lifestyle (which is that, ideally, the world should be one giant orgy). Literally.

And just recently they passed a law, now they can get married in any state in the U.S., finally, and I think it's great. And I think that maybe that means that polyamorous groups or families will also start to become acceptable and society will start to realize that, like people who are gay, we're not weird, and there's nothing wrong with us. We've made a lifestyle choice and it's our sexual preference and that's what we want to do.

See? The gays got their way. What about everyone else? What about pedophiles? Why do only gays get special treatment?

Having the ability to legally get married legitimizes it across the board... Like, nobody cares when I say 'I have a girlfriend', but when they find out I have two, and a boyfriend, then it's like, 'Oh now it's a big deal' and it's like, why does it matter that I have more than one, but it doesn't matter that I have one?

Obviously, this campaign is specifically covering polygamy at the moment. No news on whether or not there have been moves for Mohammad to be able to legally wife up his favorite thirteen nine six year old. Because that would be crazy, right? Well.. why? That's their preference, that's their lifestyle choice. Oh, what's that? A thirteen nine six year old can't consent? Well, legally she can consent to swapping genders and mutilating her body to become a "man" (Dear Liberals, Stop Exploiting 'Transgender' Children). So why not? Why's the line drawn at marriage and not penis-chopping?

While we're on the subject of Muslims, marriage and the gays.