Every time a conservative or moderate speaks, leftists attempt to expose their words as cloaked racism, sexism, or homophobia. It's as predictable an outcome as the eventual masticated state of a donut at a feminist pride march. At this point, advocating for proper grammar practically makes you a Grand Wizard in the KKK. But don't take my word for it, allow the lead Snowflake to explain it for you. Because yes, now leftists claim if you use the term "snowflake," you're a Nazi. For serious...

If you lean toward the liberal politically, you've probably been called a "snowflake" at least once, and probably disparagingly.

Well right, as the snowflake's existence is dependent on a very specific environmental state. It is, by nature, delicate. But in order to seem woke, this perfect human form of snowflakery completely missed the basic point, and used the insult as a way to prove how awesome she, and all her accumulated, dimwitted compadres, are.

If you believe in equality and social justice, you've probably been called a "snowflake." If you've ever participated in a march or rally, you've probably been called a "snowflake." So how do you respond when someone calls you a "snowflake?"The most obvious answer here is any way you see fit. But if you're tired of having this particular pejorative lobbed in your direction and want some advice on how to react, it's time to explore your options.

First of all, you're degree of butthurt which dictated your need to write a book about the insult, is a proof positive you're a snowflake. A delicate piece of frozen precipitation that is undone with the slightest bit of heat or pressure. Non-snowflakes brush off insults as they go about their day of employment and general "I don't give a f*ck what strangers say to or about me" state of life. Alas, tis not the way for you, with a frozen pea up your tush. Figure of speech, that.

"...A snowflake was a person who was opposed to the abolition of slavery. They were called snowflakes because it said they value white people over black people." Since the term is now being used largely by conservatives, zealous Republicans, and the "alt-right" (read: racists), it's ironic they have re-purposed the term into a pejorative intended to smear liberals, Democrats, social activists and other notable individuals of society who aim to end racism.

I hate to break this to you, but the pro-slavery brigade was on Team Donkey. Yeah, that's right. Those southern, honky racists you love to hate had a big ol' capital "D" after their names. So, really, there's nothing ironic about us using that insult at all.

Secondly, before the abolitionist movement, "snowflake" was used to describe, as already mentioned, the wispy, frozen crystalized state of H2O. Which, as already mentioned, disintegrates and sometimes evaporates depending on the level of heat applied to it. We're going for the denotation of snowflake here, pumpkin. Not the connotation from your slavery rant which seems to be lacking some historical context. Namely that, as already mentioned, Democrats loved the slavery.

There's a rumor going around...which claims the term "snowflake" dates back to World War II, where Nazi soldiers used it to refer to the remains of people incinerated in concentration camps. Snopes debunked this theory based on lack of concrete data. However, if there's even a remote possibility this is true and someone still doesn't find it to be a revolting slur, it says a lot about that person.

Well geez, I've never heard that one before...

If you guys want to talk about overused insults, then pull up a chair, muffin. Calling a non-leftist a Nazi is about as fresh as a pair of bell-bottoms. Leftists have singled out everyone, from Trump to deranged creeps who dress as stuffed animals, as members of the National Socialist German Worker's Party. All despite the accounts of people who actually lived under the mustachioed asshat known as Hitler.

Leftists are so quick to call everyone else racist, all the while being racist as crap. If only the writer of this opinion piece had spent as much time researching "hypocrisy" and "irony" as she did researching "snowflake," she'd have been much more enlightened. But it's okay, as she was paid to shart her delicate drivel all over the internet, so too are we paid to mock her leggings off. #Winning

We've seen leftists claim minorities aren't capable of speaking proper English, to open calls for the extermination of white people. So lets be honest, with all the violence, authoritarian streaks, and outright hatred of white people, if any group around here is the modern-day Nazi Party, I'd say it's the left. So perhaps we can append to the long list of meanings of "snowflake" to include "delicate Millennials who think they're anti-fascists but who are, in fact, complete fascists."

Written by Corey Stallings and Courtney Kirchoff

P.S. Hitler was a leftist...

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