Ask any leftist and they'll tell you only white people can be racist. All the other races are a peaceful multicultural rainbow of tanned flesh, holding hands in a circle and singing Kumbaya. Theres' only problem. It's faker than Bill Nye's qualifications as a scientist. Sometimes the race-haters are of the Somali variety. Also Muslim...

First and foremost, we're not going to pretend to have any idea as to what happened before the video-recording implements started rolling, but those Somali broads in the ninja costumes sure weren't denying the accusations of being whitey-hating bigots. If the hijab fits...

I suppose it's always best to find the positive in things. At least this group of Allah-lovers chose to use vile words as their weapon of choice, and not the AK-47, suicide vest, or box truck. The furious white lady dodged a bullet on that one...literally. She may have left the train feeling marginalized, but at least she left with her head still in place and her bajingo un-mutilated.

The left has the illusion that Muslims are perpetual victims of a million-strong army of racist, white supremacists. The truth is, when Muslims and infidels butt heads, you can usually count on the aggressor being the guy whose religious brethren count chopping up little girls' naughty bits and mowing down pedestrians as pastimes. Who would have guessed?

This is far from the first time white people have experienced the racisms. On more than one occasion, whacked-out leftists have mused about wiping whitey off the face of the earth (read REAL RACISM: BlackLivesMatter Leader Calls for Genocide of White People…). But keep reminding yourself, only white people can be racist.

So, if there's any takeaway from this little subway skirmish, besides the fact that Muslims can be major douchenozzles, it's that bigoted scum-suckers come in an assortment of flavors. Not just the pale-faced, honky kind. Racism and racists are not binary. They're on a spectrum.

Speaking of racism...

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