President Donald Trump announced last night that Elon Musk & Vivek Ramaswamy will be teaming up to form the Department of Government Efficiency to protect Americans from insane government spending, Trump has picked Fox & Friends host and veteran Pete Hegseth to be Secretary of Defense, Mug Club Undercover infiltrated a zoom meeting with Democrat activists lamenting why Willie Brown’s former side-piece Kamala Harris lost the election, CNN prepares for massive layoffs, MSNBC may be sold, Mattel toys made a big printing error on packaging for dolls promoting the movie adaptation of the musical Wicked

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WICKED MISTAKE

• ‘Wicked’ Doll Packaging Misprint Drives 12-Year Surge in Traffic to Porn Site
• ‘Wicked’ Dolls: Mattel Apologizes for Mistakenly Linking to Adult Porn Site on Packaging

A NEW GOVERNMENT EFFICIENCY SUPERTEAM

• The Festivus Report 2023
• The Festivus Report 2020
• Democratic senator blasts $5B program as ‘failure’ after only 7 EV-charging stations open in 3 years
• The $42 billion internet program that has connected 0 people
• Kamala Harris Touted a $5B Electric School Bus Program. Three Years Later, It's Produced Just 60 Buses.
• Whistleblower exposes $7 billion no-bid Defense Department contract
• Why Do Almost Half of Government Contracts Have No Competition?
• Audit of C‑17 Spare Parts Pricing

WHY THE LEFT LOSES

• CNN boss Mark Thompson to lay off hundreds after Election Day ratings wipeout: report
• CNN’s Existential Post-Election Season
• CNN 'will axe top stars in layoffs that'll see hundreds fired as ratings continue to tank'
• CNN’s Stars Get Massive Salaries Frozen as Bosses Sharpen Ax
• MSNBC ratings plunge after Trump election victory — as more than half of primetime audience flees
• MSNBC Sees Ratings Dive
• Comcast to Put MSNBC and Oprah Founded Oxygen Networks Up For Sale in Cable TV Sell Off
• MSNBC parent Comcast weighs spin-off of declining cable networks

TRUMP’S SEC DEF PICK: PETE HEGSETH

• Trump Picks Pete Hegseth, a Veteran and Fox News Host, for Defense Secretary
• Trump nominates Fox News host, veteran Pete Hegseth for secretary of defense
• The War on Warriors: Behind the Betrayal of the Men Who Keep Us Free
• Battle for the American Mind: Uprooting a Century of Miseducation
• Fox News host and Forest Lake native Pete Hegseth tapped as defense secretary
• The disappearing act of the secretary of Defense, and why it matters