Last night, Stacey Abrams said on The Drew Barrymore Show that she will likely run for office again.

Abrams also told Drew Barrymore a very odd story about a boy who broke up with her because she was just too perfect:

If this man was also named Corn Pop, then the story might make a little more sense.

Abrams ran for Governor of Georgia in 2018, as well as this past year's 2022 election. She claims Republican Governor Brian Kemp stole the elections through "voter suppression" tactics--this despite increased turnout across the state. Math, who needs it?

She also never conceded the 2018 election. Now, to her credit, she did concede this most recent election, but couldn't help but compare herself to the Apostle Paul in her concession speech. Baby steps.

But Stacey's campaign isn't looking so hot at the moment. Yesterday, Abrams reported more than $1.4M in debt to the state campaign finance commission. This is quite flabbergasting, given she raised a record $113M to lose by 8 points. By comparison, Kemp only raised $78M.

Abrams' campaign manager claimed the exorbitant funds raised were due to a "cavalcade of negative press." But some staffers claim there was actually crazy spending going on, including a "hype house" rented for $12,500 a month to make TikTok videos in. They also bought a pop-up shop and "swag truck" to give free merchandise to young voters. I don't know about you, but if I saw a "swag truck" offering me free goodies, I would run for the hills before I made the next episode of Dateline.

As a result of the ill-advised spending, Abrams actually had to cut airwave spending by half in the final two weeks leading up to the election, which her manager has since admitted was done to reign in expenses.

But who knows, maybe the third time really is the charm for twice-failed gubernatorial candidates!

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