Every time you commit a crime you are taking a risk. If you're lucky, you find yourself in possession of something you didn't have to pay for yourself. If not, you may find yourself being embarrassed in front of your boys while the woman you stole from drags you out of the barbershop by your dreadlocks. Some dude in Detroit (go figure) picked the wrong Mercedes Benz to steal.

You're just the dumbest criminal, that's all. You're joyriding in my car like nobody was going to see you.

This is the most embarrassing apprehension of a car thief since that dude got taken down by Santa Claus. Embarrassing for the thief. Hysterical for everyone watching.

The story goes like this. Bianca Chambers is a boutique owner with a Mercedes-Benz. Dummy McDumberson stole that Mercedes-Benz. McDumberson then drives the stolen Benz around the same neighborhood Chambers owns a boutique in. This allowed Chambers to track the stolen vehicle via tips on social media. Three times she found her car, but by the time police came Dummy drove off.

The fourth time, Chambers took matters into her own hands. She took out her own tires so McDumberson couldn't escape. She then goes into the barbershop to confront McDumberson and drags him by his dreadlocks. The other people in the shop helped make a citizen's arrest until police showed up. Chambers got her Benz back. Her nice and cleans Benz. McDumberson took the car to get detailed.

The look on McDumberson's face as he's being dragged makes the video. Rarely do you catch the exact moment someone finds themselves questioning all their poor life choices all at once. McDumberson will now have plenty of time to think about where it all went wrong.

Chambers, if the boutique doesn't work out, should consider a career as a private investigator and/or a bounty hunter. She does great work.

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