Nancy Pelosi is the greatest Democrat leader who has ever lived. Yes, even better than Ted Kennedy. Referring to the Trump tax cuts as nothing more than "crumbs" is just one of many reasons the Pelositron 2000 outranks a Kennedy. Talk about something that blew up in her botox-infused face mask (see WATCH: Nancy Pelosi Gets Heckled by Audience Member During Speech on Tax Reform and Report: Middle America Likes Their ‘Crumbs.’ Don’t Tell Nancy Pelosi…). I'm shocked her programmers let her out in public anymore. By now, you'd think they'd have a hologram of her to send out instead. Like Dr. Dre has with Tupac.

When she goes it alone, videos like this happen.

You’ve spoken about the effects of the Republican tax plan, specifically referring to its effects on average Americans as crumbs. As the son of small business owners, I know that it’s helped my parents hire more employees. It’s helped us pay off our mortgage, helped put me through college. Would you still refer to the effects of this tax plan on average Americans as "crumbs"?

Interesting question. I'm sure many Americans can relate to this too. Let's see if Pelosi has the CPUs to compute an answer.

Yes there are some benefits that some are feeling in a particular way. My statement was really a fuller statement that says while they provide a banquet for the top one percent...

At this point, she just starts to short circuit. Emitting ones and zeros in repeated fashion. Only Rain Man is more envious of such gibbering nonsense.

You either die a hero. Or live long enough to see yourself become a rambling mess.

Maybe we need to start investigating the people around Pelosi for elder abuse. If not getting kicks from crossing wires. Or sticking those wires where were wires were never meant to be stuck.

Or, maybe she's just an idiot who got caught in having to admit if tax cuts are "crumbs" then bigger tax cuts of "loaves" would be better. Alas, her frail iOS couldn't handle the data surge.

Which do you think? Caught between a rock and botox needle? Or just dumber than a bread box? Leave a comment below.

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