Thanks to those meddling kids at Campus Reform, I'm constantly reminded why I'm glad I'm no longer in college (see BANSHEE-PUFF: College Snowflake Screams Bloody Murder… Over a Trump Sign? and College Students Hate Trump’s First 100 Days. Except They’re Really Obama’s). In today's installment of 'This is How You Get More Trump," we have someone stealing a student's MAGA hat and demanding they be punished for wearing it.

“Do you have any f***ing conscience?” she goes on to ask, questioning why Vitale would dare to wear a MAGA hat on campus and telling him that his “f***ing freedom of speech is genocide, homeboy.”

“I swear to God I could burn this sh*t. I swear to God I could burn this sh*t,” she continues as several staffers look on.

“Are you people not going to do anything? She is stealing my property,” Vitale pleads, though the altercation went on for several more minutes.

“We will need to return his property to him, but we can talk about…” one university employee begins to explain before being abruptly cut off by the student thief.

“How about we talk about not letting him wear this sh*t on campus?” the thief retorts.

Emotional outbursts and unfounded accusations of genocide? All in a day's work for crybaby leftists.

All this crying over a ball cap. At the worst, a sane person would see the hat and seethe internally. This triggered sweetheart's having a meltdown that rivals Fukushima. Or Mel Gibson after a few drinks. I just hope she's able to find peace. Maybe the college will throw her a party with Play-Doh and coloring books to help recover her sanity. Whatever tiny bit of sanity she ever had to begin with, that is.

You've gotta give it to her. Homegirl played just about every card in the deck. "Trump is committing genocide! Your ancestors stole this land! America was never great!" Add to that the flattop and the spare tire around her waist, and I think we may have just found the leftist Superman Super-non-binary-genderqueer-person-of-color.

This precious specimen joins a proud tradition of leftists who can't stomach the idea of someone having a different view. Instead of respecting the hat-bearer's opinion and moving on with her life, she's committing theft and reporting him to the authorities. I wouldn't have expected any less from a leftist.

Nowhere in history, apart from a Monty Python sketch, has speech caused physical harm to anyone. Let alone genocide. Radical leftist banshees on the other hand? Whole different story:

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