To hear Joe Biden tell it, rape culture is EVERYWHERE! But doubly so on campus (see Obama and Biden Seek to Defund Colleges 'Guilty' of... 'Rape Culture?'). College campuses across the nation are stricken with loads of rape culture (sarcasm). Not to be confused with actual rape (see Europe). Take this case for instance. A college student reported the violent sexual assault she suffered at the hands of two evil football players. They were promptly punished for their actions. The only problem? All lies...

Two college football players who were suspended from their team last year and saw their scholarships revoked after rape accusations have been cleared by police after authorities say their accuser recanted her story.

Nikki Yovino, 18, of NY, has been charged with second-degree falsely reporting an incident and tampering with or fabricating physical evidence in connection to an incident.

When pressed about inconsistencies in her original statement, Yovino admitted that she made up the rape allegations against the two football players in hopes of gaining sympathy from another man - a prospective boyfriend...

Apparently, in her police report she forgot to mention the part where she's a lying sack of colostomy. Common mistake.

This isn't exactly an isolated incident, either (see Justice? College Withholds Degree of Student ACQUITTED of Rape...). But remember, to ask questions about rape accusations is to be an insensitive victim-blamer. A bummer. As the real victims here had their lives derailed by a bunny-killing loon. Who's also setting feminism back by decades. Maybe centuries.

So if I may be so bold, where are the marches for FALSELY ACCUSED RAPISTS, made "rapists" by desperate little girls who'd serve society better by staying at home with mommy and daddy to play with dolls? Regular or transgender, now there are options. Instead, little miss muffin top here, desperate to get attention from a different guy, falsely accused other guys of rape. When are we marching for the victims of her chicanery? Do I need to move some things around in my schedule? Will we knit hats?

Of course not. Tell me again about male privilege. I find it so compelling.

Another thing. While the Lena Dunhams and other associated feminist heifers of the world cry "victim shaming!" and spread false rape accusations... Real women are being real raped by real rapists in Middle Eastern countries on a regular basis. They don't get a feminist shout out though. I'm sure you can guess why. Doesn't fit the narrative.

While we're on the subject, here's "the narrative" below...

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