You've no doubt heard of Antifa by now. They're the "anti-fascist" crusaders who are out to crack skulls and force socialism down everyone's throat. In other words...fascists. Basically, we're dealing with pathetic, left-wing losers who've decided to throw a perpetual temper tantrum. No surprises there. Here's something else blatantly obvious for you. A study shows most Antifa clowns live at home with mommy...

An overwhelming majority of violent “Antifascist” protesters still live with their mom, according to a new study.

Research found that 92% of those suspected of violent crimes at Left-leaning demonstrations still share their home with their parents.

The study was carried out with data from Germany, and published in the German tabloid BILD – so results may vary compared to other Western activists.

Nonetheless – the findings ring true:

84% are male

72% are aged 18-29

90% are single

34% are unemployed

In other words, Antifa are a bunch of losers. They said it, not me.

Sure, this study was conducted in Germany but methinks the same is probably true here. What we have in Antifa are a bunch of frustrated angry males. Frustrated with their living situation, frustrated with their single status, frustrated with their jobs. Frustrated with being as intellectually stunted as a pencil eraser. With less utility. Or do the stupid know they're stupid?

Probably not. Just based on how this group thinks it's protesting fascism by being total fascist douche monkeys. The intellect doesn't run strong with this group. Nor, apparently, does independence, self-sustainability, or eligible ladies. Keep investing those extra pennies in Playboy, fellas. It's as close to the real thing as you'll get.

As to hanging their hats with mommy, of course they live at home. These pansies spend their days dressing up like ninjas and fighting imaginary Nazis. You know, usual stuff...for an eight-year-old. But, that's what these thugs are. They're Robin Williams in Jack. Just with less one-liners, more penchants for smashing people with chairs. Minor differences. The whole thing would be amusing if these "children" weren't six feet tall and pretty good with a bo staff.

Since we're on the subject of overgrown children...

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