The Sussex Police is on the case, saving everyone's timelines from words! An arrest has been made in the UK over heinous crimes involving letters. They haven't foiled a terrorist plot or exposed a sleeper cell. Stop it. But they did catch this guy being mean on Facebook. Then bragged about it on social media.

I don't want to go on a free speech/government policing social media rant. It's still too early in the day for me. I'll have one of those later. There's always a freedom rant right around the corner. Like a jihadist in London. God save the queen, Allahu Akbar and cheerio. Plus, this guy looks like a wanker who probably was posting mean things one might call "hate speech." He totally deserves to be thrown in the clink for how he arranged his letters in digital safe spaces. HEATHEN!

While UK authorities are bragging about busting this old crank, jihadists are skipping about Jolly Olde England to kill, maim, or otherwise blow sh!t up:

• Manchester Bomber’s FAMILY Has Terrorist Ties…
• MI5 Investigated London Bridge ISIS Recruiter For Decades…
• London Bridge Attacker was Featured in ‘The Jihadis Next Door’
• MI5 Knew London Terrorist Was Known ‘Extremist’…

Instead of bragging about busting a jihadist intent on blasting Nigel and Colin over tea and a saucy game of hide the sausage, authorities are focused on this dingus typing mean words onto the Internetz. And things like this: Authorities Investigating a “Bacon Hate Crime” Outside a Mosque. Makes me sad the United States flipped England the bird circa 1776.

It's good to see authorities in the UK have their priorities straight. Why they're continuing to have a terrorist problem is a real head-scratcher.

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