There was a pleasant time in social media when Mythinformed was banned from Twitter. No idea why, they probably quoted a CDC statistic or tweeted bout Admiral Rachel Levine. Then Elon Musk had to give everyone their accounts back, and because of that we now know that Coconut Hen -- the gender-neutral Swedish coconut -- is a thing.

I can't emphasize enough how much I'm begging anyone to tell me this is a hoax or that I'm missing the satire.

I was about to take screen captures of the two tinier nuts and the butterfly to drive home the depravity, but the taste of bile in my mouth was overwhelming. This tweet captures the sentiment.

The crack research team here at the Louder with Crowder Dot Com website did five minutes' worth of Googling, and they came back with good news and bad news. The good news is that there is no evidence of this being shown to children in a school setting (yet). The bad news is Coco has been around since 2016, has over 260,000 followers and three million likes on TikTok, and the videos are tagged "kids songs."

I know Sweeden is from a weird part of the world. In nearby Denmark, there is a children's cartoon of a man who saves the day with his giant penis. Maybe this is acceptable there. It is disturbing enough to know it would be acceptable to teachers' union employees in this country.

And I guess if I had to choose one thing to find the most offensive, it's that the song act like an anthem for your kid's kindergarten teacher to indoctrinate them behind your back. Coco's father has the old-timey belief that boys have ding-dong and girls have a butterfly. It is the role of the KINDERGARTEN TEACHER to tell Coco to ignore his parents. Hence us adding "yet" to the qualifier there were no stories of this being shown in an educational setting.

I would be the happiest right-wing sonuvabitch blogger in the world for anyone to tell me I fell for a crude joke or that I'm hallucinating right now. Either/or.

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