Jeffrey Marsh has a pee-pee. He was given an endorsement deal to sell products for people who have a woo-woo. Also known as "women," to those of you who don't share the political belief that hims can be hers and curse your transphobism for saying otherwise! Though, in Jeffrey's defense, they are a they. So unlike others, they are at least not pretending they have a use for a...

Just watch the video.

Jeffrey said they took the tampon endorsement deal because Jeffrey wants to end the stigmatization of menstruation, which Jeffrey does not do, so that women and anyone who was a woman but now claims to be a man can stop feeling that menstruation is so icky and gross.

The other reason is due to all the women who were born that way sending Jeffrey hate. Because, as Jeffrey says, they should all be working together to smash the patriarchy.

Now, I'm not a woman. I wasn't born one and don't identify as one now. Far be it for me to speak on their behalf. But if I were to guess, women aren't attacking Jeffrey because of how Jeffrey identifies. Women are attacking Jeffrey because Jeffrey is mocking and ridiculing women and all their biological functions with videos like this. If I hated women and wanted to record a video making fun of women based on my stereotype of women, it would look no different than some of these alleged influencers celebrating day eleventy-five of being a girl.

Also -- and again, I'm not a woman so I'm just spitballing here -- I doubt women who were born with use for a tampon appreciate potential financial opportunities given instead to a non-vagina'd individual. Stolen from them like it's a high school track scholarship.

Why stop with a two-minute TikTok? If tampon providers really want to show the world how they are for "all" women, they should get Jeffrey, Dylan Mulvaney, and LwC Women of the Year Kayla Lemieux all in the same tampon commercial. They can cover Shania Twain's "Damn, I Feel Like a Woman" with a bunch of Rachel Levine lookalikes dancing behind them.

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