I suppose we should consider a silver lining. All things considered, this is among the least embarrassing things to happen at a Target in recent weeks. It remains an example of how "pranksters" are the Joe Biden of web content. We the normies won't be satisfied until we watch these people "prank" the wrong person. It almost happened in this video.

I put "prank" in sarcastic quotes because these pranks revolve around things like stealing someone's dog or threatening to murder them. Then when the person acts like you would if you stole their dog or tried to set them on fire, the "prankster" yells LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE! This shopper was NOT in the mood to suffer these fools.

You see, the prank is to dress up as a Target mannequin and throw things at people when their back is turned. That way, when they turn around to see who threw that, there is no one around. Only mannequins. Get it? Then you laugh at the person while you like and subscribe. You can't discuss science that isn't approved by government bureaucrats on YouTube. But you can commit a misdemeanor against them (at best) as long as you laugh about it.

This lady did not find it funny, so she hit them back. I would have liked an extended video of her beating the Pizza Rolls out of them and make one of them cry. Maybe next time. She was in a rush on this day and just needed to pick up a birthday present.

These losers are lucky the woman was in a rush. Throwing something at someone is an attack. An attack allows the person attacked to defend themselves and retaliate. THAT is the content I want to see. "Pranksters" finding out the hard way how the IRL world works.

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