Christmas snowflakes have spent the last few days drowning in their own tears as Trump's tax reform comes closer to becoming official. Stop struggling, it will only deplete your energy and make you huff more water. Thin-lipped harpey SJWs are screaming about how tax cuts won't help the average Joe and Linda. Wanna bet your food stamps?

One man decided to crunch the numbers on common American jobs to see how much tax reform is helping "low level" workers. Here are some of the most compelling numbers:

1. Retail Salespersons

There are more than 4.53 million retail salespersons in America with a mean annual wage of $27,180. These are people who sell merchandise such as furniture, clothing, cars, or appliances.

Current tax: $2,050.75

New tax: $1,631.10

Cut: $419.65

Percentage change: 20.4% cut

2. Cashiers

There are more than 3.54 million cashiers in the U.S. These are folks who run cash registers and process credit and debit card transactions. They have a mean annual wage of $21,680.

Current tax: $1,225.75

New tax: $971.10

Cut: $254.65

Percentage change: 20.8% cut

3. Combined food preparation and serving workers, including fast food

3.43 million Americans who prepare and serve food. They take home a mean annual wage of $20,460.

Current tax: $1,042.75

New tax: $846

Cut: $196.75

Percentage change: 18.8% cut

8. Waiters and waitresses

2.56 million Americans wait tables, bringing in a mean annual wage of $24,410.

Current tax: $1,635.25

New tax: $1,298.70

Cut: $336.55

Percentage change: 20.5% cut

10. Janitors and cleaners, except maids and housekeeping cleaners

2.16 million Americans perform cleaning and maintenance duties for buildings, earning a mean annual wage of $27,030.

Current tax: $2,028.25

New tax: $1,613.10

Cut: $415.14

Percentage change: 20.4% cut

Those tax cuts may look tiny weeny, but they're bigger than a whale's bits. An average of a 20% cut. Which equals to enough monies to buy a new laptop for a college career at the old and faithful community college. The reform could be a stepping stone to a better life and aversion of kidney stones from that carby diet of cheep ramen.

Also, the more money you get to keep, the better it is. It's YOUR money. Not government's. The more taxes you pay, the more you can expect to get back because of this cut. That's how tax cuts work. Gotta pay taxes to see a tax cut.

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