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the scienceDecember 18, 2023
Taylor Swift's relationship with Travis Kelce is destroying the planet, cry progressives with too much time on their hands
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Way too many people have an unhealthy obsession with Taylor Swift. Though not as much as climate zealots. She is a visit to watch Travis Kelce play football away from having people block traffic outside of the stadium.
Swiftamania is getting out of hand. MAGA marks are obsessed with conspiracies over her being a deep-state psyop to register voters for Democrats and/or Klaus Schwab's gift to Travis Kelce for selling out to Pfizer. Swifties are obsessed... they're just obsessed lunatics. They are crazy people over *waves hands* all of it. Their latest obsession is a youth football coaching legend who isn't as enamored by Swift's artistry.
But both rival factions are all in agreement that the people obsessed with her private planes are the worst of them all. Her flying to kick it with Trav equals the energy used by 17 houses in one year. So, a fraction of the real estate portfolio of companies like Blackrock that are buying up houses to make them unaffordable for the rest of us. Remember, you will own nothing and like it!
There is even an Instagram page to chart where her private planes fly. I'm guessing run by a guy who got into Taylor Swift to impress a girl but got friend-zoned. @TaylorSwiftJets is his villain arc.
According to the Daily Mail, the “Anti-Hero” singer has produced 138 tons of CO2 emissions in three months. In other words, she would need to plant more than 2,200 trees and allow them to grow for ten years to offset the damage caused by her frequent trips.
The singer has two planes: a Dassault Falcon 7x and a Dassault Falcon 900. Combined, it has been reported that she has used up over 12,622 gallons of jet fuel in order to take frequent trips to Kansas City to continue her budding romance with Travis Kelce.
The rub is that Taylor Swift doesn't speak out about climate issues. You are only allowed to emit CO2 into the climate with your private planes as long as you are flying them to conferences to lecture the rest of us about not flying at all or even using any electricity for anything other than cars.
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Tay Tay uses her private planes to live her best life.
Ignore the haters, Taylor. If anything, buy yourself a third plane for Christmas just to piss them off.
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