You may say to yourself, "Self, I always wondered about pleasuring my prostate gland but I feel like it's frowned upon. If only there were a teacher who could guide me through it and offer recommendations." If you are a student at El Dorado High School in -- you guessed it -- California, you're in luck! A teacher did just that. And obviously one of the cool teachers too. You can tell by the way she is sitting on the desk.

Shout out to The Post Millennial. Also, up yours to The Post Millennial for destroying the world I lived in where I didn't know this existed.

No, this is NOT part of the kick of Pride Month 2023. June tends to be when schools decide showing tolerance to Ls, Gs, Bs, especially the Ts, Qs, As, Is, and whatever the hell the +s are means playing show and tell with sex toys. This video is part of everyday anal sex education as outlined in the California Healthy Youth Act. It is about the birds and the bees and all that sodomy.

You don't have to go inside the booty hole you can actually just push on the seam and that stimulates the prostate gland. They...

Right. "They."

...apparently really like that. So that's why, for male and male, anal sex is still very pleasurable because of the fact that it hits the prostate and there's a lot of nerve endings in your booty, as well.

And if you still have trouble stimulating your prostate, they sell toys to help you at Target. But you have to go to where they sell tampons and maxi-pads. The anal sex toys haven't been moved to the children's toy aisle. Yet. After all, this is Target and not your neighborhood CVS.

The state education laws requiring such graphic discussion of anal sex were passed by the state of California in 2019. El Dorado High School is in Orange County, California. The OC voted for Democrat Joe Biden 53% to 44% in 2020.

It's the beginning of June and we need to pace ourselves. Instead of expressing the obvious disgust over what progressives have been allowed to turn our public schools into, I'll close by advising that if you share that disgust, stop voting for the people who promote it.

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