A teacher at a California High School, in their travels, found an essay about 9-year-old girls watching a grown man masturbate until completion. A normal person would have set such an essay on fire, if not find the person who wrote it and drag him by the dick to the nearest police station with the essay stapled to his forehead. This teacher decided it would be a great conversation starter for his tenth-grade class.

The teacher is also now on leave pending an investigation. A copy of the essay, "Shower Power Hippie Man," was provided to Libs of TikTok. Besides being sick and gross, it also needs a copy editor.

Our 9-year-old eyes followed hairy hippie butt cracked mildew showered stall [sic]. Lather from watered down No More Tears trickled down to the body parts we were much too young to pronounce [sic]. He loved to wash ‘down there,’ you know it. And he'd yank up his droopy it thing to soap up pink, furry private flesh.

As part of the assignment, 10th-grade students (that's 15-16 years old) were asked to describe what is going on in this short story by citing specific lines. Also, explain “the importance of routine in your everyday lives.” If enough red flags haven't lept out of your screen by now, an adult teacher reading an essay about little girls watching a man masturbate and finding it to be "routine" should have smacked you upside the head.

The principal sent an email to parents stating the district is "aware of an assignment posted by a teacher which was completely inappropriate for K-12 students" and that the teacher was put on leave pending an investigation. The superintendent responded to LOTT's request for comment saying he was "just as outraged" as the parents. So, that's at least nice.

I'll be honest, I don't have much to add other than the desire to punch something. But I keep thinking about a line from yesterday's post on middle school kids from the Netherlands being told to eat bugs. They are targeting the kids because "it is a tried and tested means: behavioral changes via the (as yet) uninhibited children."

While they haven't started forcing the bugs on American kids (yet), the same leftists who support eating the bugs already use schools to indoctrinate children in other areas, particularly when it comes to reading assignments. If I were to guess, a teacher who assigns sixteen-year-olds an essay about nine-year-olds watching grown men masturbate and finish would fall into that group.

There's a word for this. It rhymes with "groomer."

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