Senator Ted Cruz made an appearance on the show this week to discuss the ass-beating CNN debate he had with senile crackpot Vermont Senator, Bernie 'Free Stuff' Sanders. In typical right/left fashion, Cruz came equipped with facts and stats, and Bernie came equipped with loopy theories about jacking people's stuff. Naturally, Cruz obliterated Bernie's cranky butt. Unintentional comic goodness ensued...

You almost have to feel bad for Bernie Sanders. This match-up was akin to Michael Jackson having a dance-off with a quadriplegic. Not fair in any sense. If you aren't sure whether socialism is a steaming pile of bull dung, watching this debate will help lead you toward the light that is the market. We hope Senators Cruz and Sanders get together for more debates, even if only for the entertainment value. Many thanks to Senator Cruz for appearing.

Oh yeah. Bernie Sanders is also a piece of crap...

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