CNN should take a look in a mirror when even Ted Koppel is dunking on your Donald Trump coverage. The veteran journalist talked to CNN's Brian Stetler, the Turd Fergeson of media critics. (see Frank Luntz Slaps Around CNN’s Brian Stetler Over Anti-Trump Bias and Ben Shapiro Blasts CNN’s Anti-Gun Agenda ON CNN). Except that Turd Fergeson was lovable. Stetler is just a douche with an extra helping of asshole.

KOPPEL: The ratings are up, that means you can’t do without Donald Trump. You would be lost without Donald Trump.”

DOUCHEBAG MCGEE: Ted, you know that’s not true.

KOPPEL: CNN’s ratings would be in the toilet without Donald Trump.

DOUCHEBAG MCGEE:

Now let's go live to CNN's all-star panel to discuss Donald Trump. I think they managed to cram 47 people in the studio this time.

Because the fact is, Donald Trump is ratings gold for media. They can't not cover him. In fact if we're being honest, media made Trump what Trump is: president. Their constant coverage of him during the election pushed Trump to the forefront and hardly gave any coverage to any other candidate. Remember? It was TRUMP ALL THE TIME TRUMP. So now media doesn't want to admit they've gotten a boon from Trump? Sorry, we're not going to bite. Just admit it, media. The truth will set your douche spirit free.

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