Well folks, I have now seen it all. Teen Vogue published an article for teenaged girls. Which, in and of itself is nothing special. Except this article was an in-depth guide on the ins and outs of doing it in the butt. Yes, that was a pun and no, I'm not kidding. Unfortunately.

Obviously there is a lot of stuff on the internet about anal (we don’t suggest you Google it right now), but most of what you’ll find is either porn or advice for experienced sexual persons looking to try something new. What about the teenagers? What about the LGBTQ young people who need to know about this for their sexual health?

I have got you covered. Without all the run-of-the-mill hoopla, here is the lowdown on everything you need to know about butt stuff, no matter who you are, whom you’re having sex with, or who you want to have sex with.

This is anal 101, for teens, beginners, and all inquisitive folk.

Um.

These are teenaged girls we're talking about. Don't you Teen Vogue crapgoblins think you're getting the lasses started on sex of the backdoor variety a little early? Or any sex for that matter. I mean, come on. Most of their readership are only a few years past the olden days of Barbie dolls and Hannah Montana.

On second thought, that was a bad example.

Just to be clear, if two consenting adults want to engage in some butt play, who am I to stop them. But there's a pretty big difference when you're encouraging and instructing young girls on how to take one up the poop chute. Call me a prude, but there are plenty of other things we can educate the young ladies on, besides the joys of butthole pleasure. Just saying.

This is the world the left wants for the youngsters. A world of free and frequent abortions, gender swapping drug cocktails, and multiple trips up the Hershey highway. All before they even have a driver's license. And we wonder why teens are so screwed up.

The left wants to turn your kiddos into over-sexed, gender-bending Marxists without a single independent thought in their heads. The longer everyone sits idly and lets this brainwashing education continue, the more extreme it will get. It's probably best if we nip this thing in the butt. Puns.

Speaking of the youngsters.