Voting will be kept open until December, but I think we have our winner for 2023 Scumbag of the Year. If there is a candidate worse than a guy who raped minors over the course of two decades and walked around with the evidence on his phone, I'll be setting my computer on fire.

Or, I guess we have to say "allegedly" since he's not convicted yet? Either way, Camilo Hurtado Campos is in Nashville police custody.

Police say that Campos, a soccer coach -- who allegedly targeted nearby school playgrounds and recruited children to play on his soccer team -- is accused of raping boys as young as nine for over a twenty-year span. There are two reasons why this is only being discovered now. The first is that many of the boys were unconscious. The second is because he left his phone at a restaurant.

Yes. A soccer coach who recruited children at a playground and has raped them when they were unconscious for the past twenty years, has been -- allegedly -- walking around with the evidence in his pocket the entire time.

When restaurant workers went through the phone to see if they can find out who to return it to. “What they found, instead, were dozens of unconscionable videos and pictures.”

Ten victims in total were found on the phone, many of whom are believed to have no idea it happened. Three have been identified and five more have come forward.

Campos is believed to have groomed the kids, brought them to his home, drugged them, and raped them. He's being charged with Rape of a Child and Sexual Exploitation of a Minor, though I expect multiple counts to be added as more victims come forward.

Under the jail. OR, general population with a sign around his neck about what he did. Either one would be an appropriate punishment.

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