If you're a bad guy, be warned. Not all Americans are whiny snotgoblins who hate the boom-boom sticks. Plenty have a soft spot for the guns which keep them safe (see Good Samaritan Saves Cop Under Attack and Good Samaritan SAVES Woman at Walmart). Like this woman. A Texas mom posted a warning to the burglar who entered her domain without the proper welcome...

(h/t The Blaze)

So, just to make something clear. To the kid who broke into my home tonight: I’m not sure that you know what this is but I am locked and loaded. And by the way, thank you for leaving all the evidence behind. Because guess what? You were on camera, breaking into our home.

And you’re so smart that you left your fingerprints everywhere for the McKinney PD to now have them. We have inside cameras, and we have outside cameras.

You won’t do it again. We will find you. Don’t mess with my home. It was not smart on your part young man, you committed a felony and you will be found. Period.

There are shockingly no "don't mess with Texas" gifs, so here's one of Pee Wee Herman.

I'd hate to be the guy who broke in to her house. He's about to go viral.

There will probably be some intellectually deficient dingus out there saying "Well that's not fair, the burglar has rights and stuff." Stop it. The burglar had no right to enter a home which wasn't his, to prowl around for video games and pop tarts. No I'm not sure if that's what he was looking for, but it's funnier. Besides, how many grown men do you know who eat pop tarts? Don't answer that, it'll just make me sad.

Several winning aspects of this story: one, this woman has zero craps to give. Methinks she'd have no problem racking a shell in the chamber and pulling a trigger. Two, home security cameras look like handy things to have, if for no other reason than trolling the turd paddy who got up in your like some kind of socialist with a pre-existing condition. In this case, stupidity. Three: smart phones. Sure, sure, they can be annoying when you're trying to have a conversation with someone who just can't stop Snapchatting themselves, but man do they make it easier to share news.

Kudos to this fine lady. She's becoming a hero of mine.

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