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July is a slow month here at the Louder with Crowder Dot Com website. The show goes on hiatus and we get left to our own devices. So when a smokeshow had a meltdown on a plane screaming "that motherf*cker is not real," We the Content were grateful. We've learned a lot since that first post. Her name is Tiffany. She's from the DFW area. And she is fiiiiiiiiine!

The one thing missing... who was the not real motherf*cker? The story is that she got into a fight with her family over AirPods. That's an odd thing to yell at your cousin who, presumably, you would know is real. All those cameras on the flight, and no one thought to zoom in on who she was screaming at... until now!

An eagle-eyed TikTokker reviewed the bodycam footage. And THIS is the guy Gomas was sitting next to.

"What is assault mean?"

According to this alleged person's story, he was sitting next to Tiffany on the plane and she shoved him for whatever reason. Her being on the phone might explain the family part of it. They weren't ON the plane and the dispute took place over the phone. Then, and this me doing my best Sherlock impersonation, Gomas lost her AirPods and started to have a nutty.

And then she pointed to this guy?

I'm just sayin'... if I were a demon, shapeshifter, ghost, lizard person, or any other kind of motherf*cker who was not real, and I wanted to blend in inconspicuously, this is the form I would take. Buttondown and khakis. Immigrant with somewhat broken English acting like he doesn't fully understand the police officer. And notice how quick he was to get back on the plane: "Okay, now I'll board my flight."

Tiffany Gomas KNEW something, and her meltdown foiled the not-real motherf*cker's plan. She knew if the plane took off, it wasn't going to reach its destination. And I quote: "And you can sit on this plane and you can f*cking die with them or not."

The demon/shapeshifter/ghost/lizard person's plan was foiled. His cover was blown. Because Gomas was willing to take one for the team and go viral looking like a crazy person, she saved an entire flight full of people.

People need to be thanking Tiffany for her heroism. They are alive because of her.

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