Let's start off by telling you DC Comics nerds to go sit in the corner. Argue over who would make a better Batman: Ben Affleck or a taco? But before you do, since it's required by our Editor at Large...

Note from Editor: appreciated.

Okay let's carry on.

For the rest of you who like real comic books, the last trailer for Avengers: Infinity War dropped. Starring LwC bae Chris Pratt (see Chris Pratt Shares Picture of His Pet Lambs. A Delicious Picture… and Smug Fan Talks Crap on Hunting. Gets Owned by Chris Pratt!) and some others. Anyone who has ever been in a Marvel movie ever. We don't care about them as much.

Try to calm your nerdrections. If you have a nerdgasm, remember there are people watching.

I'm not saying I just downloaded in my shorts. Because I'm wearing jeans. But I need a new pair.

No, this isn't a political post. But it's Friday and nuts to bad news for a second.

The movie comes out April 27th. The over/under for when the SJW think pieces trying to ruin things starts March 29th.

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