We all agree the CNBC debate was a disaster. Heck, even CNBC agrees that it was a disaster. Well, here's a take which you may enjoy a little more... if not enjoy, at least you won't be filled with a strong desire to harm yourself. Though of course, we make no guarantees.

Some of the more pertinent topics covered:

- Trump gets asked about which comic book character he would be.

- Carson is asked about chickens at Costco.

- Fiorina is grilled about her post-breast cancer, bionic bewbs.

CNBC: where facts don't matter and respect is a thing of the past. Which was your favorite question and answer?