Yes, #TheChalkening. That thing where people write messages in chalk and leftist students call it hate speech, has its own name. We expect M. Night Shyamalan will purchase the movie rights. Spoiler alert: the chalk sees stupid people.

And if students in Michigan have their way, you'll get arrested!

“Attacks directed toward any individual or group within our community, based on a belief or characteristic, are inconsistent with the university’s values of respect, civility and equality, “ Schlissel said. “These are core values and guiding principles that will help us as we strive to live up to our highest ideals.”

The statements, which were largely washed off by Thursday, prompted students to call University police Wednesday and group together to wash some of the chalkings off that same evening. Though the phrases were written in chalk, students gathered on the Diag Wednesday said they thought the effects of them were more permanent on campus climate.Rackham student Banen Al-Sheemary said she and fellow students who encountered the writing and gathered in the Diag found the sayings hurtful and disturbing.

“This is so reflective of our student campus and the depths of racism and the things that students of color have to endure and that the administration is continuously silent on,” Al-Sheemary said. “This is just another example. This is happening year after year and we’ve been telling the administration the same things over and over again.”

Honestly, what can you say at this point that Bill Maher and Larry Whitmore hasn't already brilliantly said?

A couple of points here. The "offensive" things people are writing in chalk (CHALK, not BLOOD) are things like "Trump 2016." These little snowflakes find it offensive. One wonders if they've ever been in a public bathroom, tranny-approved or otherwise. You know what's etched in said bathrooms? Actual gross and offensive things. I don't need to say what. You' know exactly of what I speak. Yet "Trump 2016" gets...

Jokes about sexual acts on your sister?

College: that place where entitled kids go to get upset over everything, later to graduate with useless degrees and massive debt piles. Then vote for candidates who give them free stuff. But that free stuff must first be taken from you.

But seriously. You should totally pay for a college degree.

Speaking of brainless college zombies, check out how they're not cool with free speech (surprise!)

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