2019 is the year people announced their weird sex fetishes in hopes their weird sex fetishes would be accepted into the mainstream. Men doing it with bugs. Women doing it with themselves. Men doing it with machines. Women doing it with up to four men. Men doing it with sex dolls. Some men openly bragged about doing it with sex dolls, and those are the least creepy among those who prefer silicone (see Congress Bans Importation of Child Sex Dolls and DISGUSTING: New Way to Treat Pedophilia… is Child Sex Dolls). But for the most part, all of us, Republican and Democrat, Jew and Christian, carnivore and vegan douche can agree... the aforementioned perverts are eleventy shades of coo-coo for Cocoa Puffs. Take this bodybuilder, who not only proposed to his sex doll, but he got her plastic surgery. Isn't he just a dreamboat.

After eight months of dating, Kazakhstan-based actor and bodybuilder Yuri Tolochko is telling the world he recently bought his girlfriend Margo “cosmetic surgery” — and then proposed to her. Yes, Margo is a silicone sex doll. The hunk treats his plastic bride-to-be like a living lady, maintaining an Instagram for her, where he documents their escapades and evenings out.

If you want a still photo of these two crazy kids together, check this out:

I like that he's man enough to have hard nipples just like his lady lovebot. Nothing says solidarity like solid areolas.

In normal times, having a sex doll would be the craziest part of this story. Normal times are now the days of yore. You may find yourself sitting at your computer, iPad or most likey your iPhone (we see site analytics, we know you're reading this while you're at work and we appreciate it) wondering why the plastic surgery was necessary. Glad you asked.

“When I presented her photo to the world, there was a lot of criticism and she began to develop a complex, so we decided to have plastic surgery.”

Oh, Margo wasn't feeling good about herself, so she needed a little nip tucking. Seems fair. A girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do. Still with us? Because it gets better.

He even claims to have found Margo a waitressing position at a local bar, quite the feat considering her physical limitations.

“She can’t walk by herself — she needs help,” Tolochko tells Central European News with a straight face.

Nor is she very helpful in the kitchen: “Margo doesn’t know how to cook,” says Tolochko, but she does, he claims, know how to eat.

Personally, I think this is just poor planning on the part of the bodybuilder. If you're going to get a robotic doll to take the place of a woman, at least get one installed with a microwave. Or at least a convection oven. Put it where the uterus would be on a normal woman. What's the point of having a robotic woman to pleasure you sexually if she can't also make you a sandwich while doing so?

That's a joke because it's funny. If that joke offended you more than a man pretending his sex doll is real, we have problems. The problem is you.

Now, some people who find our critical words of a man porking a sex doll and pretending that sex doll is a real lady will insist we're somehow showing "hate" or "anger" at he who diddles dolls. No. Mocking something isn't the same as hating something. I wish this man and this lady lumbar support all the joy and happiness I'd wish anyone else. In fact, going out on a limb here, if men like this bloke find a doll more stimulating than a real woman, if he prefers a compliant partner who just lays there as he does whatever it is he does to her without a peep from her peephole, then I, for one, hope he sticks to dolls. Women deal with enough creepy weirdos on the regular as it is. Yes, we do. Courtney is speaking here. So if there's one less creep making real women the object of his weird, I applaud him and thank him for taking his bizarre and channeling into a manufactured madam.

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