If you're like us, you're probably bored with impeachment news. We feel you, fam. So here's a story about a guy bragging about getting a vasectomy in order to save the planet. Because leftists think them actively not having kids is supposed to worry us or something.

Getting one was, by far, the most powerful personal action I could take for our planet

It might not be enough to save the polar bear, and it might not prevent the next Camp Fire, but this is the absolute biggest difference we can make. We need fewer humans, and getting there voluntarily will be an awful lot less painful than doing it with war, famine, and natural disaster.

Couldn't agree more. We need fewer leftists. By fewer leftists, I mean preventing the conception of leftists. A statement which can have many meanings. Use the imagination given to you by Gia.

If I gave up my 15 mpg pickup truck—basically the mascot for climate inaction—and rode my bicycle everywhere...that’d be a massive sacrifice, but it’s nowhere near the carbon emissions I’ll save by skipping becoming a daddy...any other action we could take, even all the actions we could ever possibly add up together, pale in comparison.

Remember, climate change is not a cult. And is totally super serious (see Senator Mazie Hirono Basically Admits Climate Change is a Religion and Chief of Staff for Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Admits Green New Deal isn’t About Climate Change).

I'm legit curious about what this gentleman's goals were in writing this article. Other than shameless virtue signaling. Because I can't think of anyone slightly to the right of an insane climate alarmist who would read this and be like, "Dude, what a sacrifice! You just moved me to change my ways. One of us! One of us!"

Secondly, the only ladies turned on by "I got a snip snip to save the planet, you want to share a salad and an impossible meat burger" probably weren't saving nursery ideas to their Pinterest boards. But they probably do put their poodle-doodle dogs into strollers as they walk their Birkenstocked feet to Whole Foods for some hemp milk.

If you are this radical in your beliefs, it's safe to assume you're any combination of vegan, socialist, and/or pro-abortion. Possibly even anti-science when it comes to boys thinking they're girls. So if not having kids means an entire generation not having that crap passed down to them, I thank you sir for your sacrifice!

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