The midterms are 14 days away. Democrats have sunk a lot of money into pretty-boy Beto O'Rourke's campaign against Ted Cruz (see Ted Cruz Destroys Beto O’Rourke Over NFL Player Kneeling and Ted Cruz Heckled by Angry Feminist. His Response is Pure Class). Tens of millions of dollars which could have been spread evenly and fairly to competitive districts. Instead, they shoved millions into the top one percent of candidates with first names better suited for man's best four-legged friend.

But wait, it gets worse. This ad is out there. It's real and it's spectacular in the way a seven-car pile-up is spectacular. Especially if all seven of those cars were filled to the brim with explosive shaving cream.

Ted Cruz has President Donald Trump coming for a 100k+ rally. It'll be yuge.

Beto has this.

But win, lose or draw from a wedding reception held in a rec-center favorite, Beto's will be a moral victory!

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