Tiffany Gomas won July. She's the "that motherf*cker's not real" freak-out lady. And while there is still an unanswered question or two, the full video of her meltdown has been revealed.

To recap how we got here, "Everyone can either believe it or they can not believe it. I don’t give two f*cks. But I am telling you right now, that motherf*cker back there is not real. And you can sit on this plane and you can f*cking die with them or not. I’m not going to."

Turns out there was someone in between who had their phone out faster. They only get a 4/10 for this. This is NOT what we consider "doing it for the content." There wasn't even an attempt to get good footage. And we still don't know who this not real motherf*cker is.

Though, we did get to see flight attendants attempt to reason with Tiffany. They even looked for a volunteer to sit between her and the "not real" mystery man.

It wasn't enough. She needed to get off the plane right then, and nuts to everyone else who was stuck in Dallas for three hours.

The video doesn't reveal who the specific not real motherf*cker was. SPOILER: It wasn't this guy. Though this video did crack me up.

We have some answers, or at least a backstory. Tiffany, a marketing executive in Dallas, fell out with relatives she was traveling with, accusing them of stealing her AirPods. She then started claiming the aircraft was not safe and did not want the aircraft to leave due to her believing it would not make it to its destination.

Why she thought that is something we the content still need to know. As do we the answer of who exactly the not real motherf*cker was, and what makes them not real.

Tiffany appears done with it, so I think we'll all have to get used to disappointment. This is kinda badass:

Two million dollar home. If I was the motherfucker, I'd be apologizing for not being real.

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