There's a hot new lefty take about the whole women vs. trans women debacle. Now, not only and trans women completely equal to and exactly the same as normal women, they're even more of a woman.

That's right, this kind and charming person with multicolored hair informed us that trans women are actually the real women. She explained, "I am f***ing tired of terfs making a mockery of real women. So what, you were born with ovaries? You bleed every month? You have XX chromosomes? Yeah, that's cute. [...] At the end of the day, you're out here thinking trans women are making a mockery of you when it's the exact opposite. You are pretending that you know that you are a woman when the only people here that know that for sure are the ones who have put in the work to understand themselves. The trans women."

In my defense, I'd say I definitely have put in the work to "understand myself." I even took Jordan Peterson's personality test. But understanding myself doesn't entail rewriting basic biology and claiming I'm a man despite every external and biological female trait I have.

She went on to attack the not-real real women one more time: "You have put zero work into actually understanding yourself. You are only a woman because everybody else around you looked at the same external factors that you look at and said 'hmm, seems like woman behavior to me.' And you went, 'alright.' The only person making a mockery of womanhood is you because you do not understand what makes you a woman."

Well, for starters, one of the defining characteristics of a woman is the ability to conceive and carry a child. But I guess that's not as "womanly" as a biological male getting a boob job and plastic surgery to make themself look more feminine and mimic, ahem, a woman. My mistake.