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There is an alternate reality out in the multiverse where Kamala Harris grew a spine and chose Josh Shapiro as her running mate, thus taking Pennsylvania off the electoral board and causing anonymous Trump and Vance sources to snipe at each other in the press. Thankfully, we live on Earth-Prime, where she chose Tim Walz and claimed he was going to appeal to men. This shows you how little the Democrat party thinks about men or understands how much male voters are repelled by the Democrat Party.

Team Harris thought that because Walz was old and white, it would give "permission" to other old white men to vote for Kamala. Because, and again this is Democrat logic, the ONLY reason not to vote for Kamala is her gender and skin color. Never mind that the same voters didn't like the old white dude she meangirled out of race, either. They'd put Walz in a camo hat and flannel, have him talk about cars and guns he doesn't know how to shoot, and it would cure the Left of their electoral dysfunction.

It didn't work because only a soy-infused nincompoop working in Park Slope or Washington DC would think it would. Walz is failing. As a result, you get unintentionally hilarious performances like this:

They are taking back the flag... that Democrats claim is a symbol of hate and enjoy burning.

They are taking back freedom... otherwise known as abortion. Abortion is the only unfettered freedom the Democrat party believes you have the right to have. Possibly the freedom to have your kids' genitals mutilated as well. They are against any other freedom and show animosity toward both the First Amendment and the Second Amendment. And I don't mean a broad generalization about the Democrats. I mean Kamala Harris SPECIFICALLY and Tim Walz SPECIFICALLY.

They are taking back family values... LOL, no.

But the dumbest thing is that they're talking back football, which a bunch of Democrat consultants who hate football (and any other sign of testosterone) thought was going to be where Walz connected with real men. After all, he was a high school football coach! All they had to do was call him "Coach" and have him making lame football analogies, and the male voters were gonna come a-runnin'!

"The border is in crisis, the wheels are coming off the planet, and my cost of living has skyrocketed, all under the current Harris-Biden regime. But this guy watches football like I do? Where do I vote?"

The next ten days can't get over with fast enough.

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