This one is for you Prius-driving, canvas tote bag-carrying hippies who refuse to shop at Amazon because of the cardboard boxes, who are always talking about "emissions" and "the polar bears." You know who you are. Thanks for caring for the environment, you hypocritical weasels. Guess what? A lot of that crap you believe? It's just that. Crap. And it's okay to think critically about it.

Sources? We have them.

Good news is these sources are renewable. The bad news is they'll make you climate-change nuts look like the morons we always knew you were. Take these facts and shove them your hybrid. Then push the hybrid off a cliff.

MYTH: The world is getting hotter at a significant rate.

TRUTH: The world has gotten 1.7 degrees hotter since 1880.

MYTH: Rise in CO2 is dangerous and can directly be traced to man-made emissions.

TRUTH: CO2 isn't a pollutant. Most of the rise in CO2 is coming from natural sources. 

MYTH: The Ice Sheets are MELTING AWAY!

TRUTH: Antarctic Ice Sheet is growing by billions of tons. Also FAIL: Scientist That Predicted Ice Caps Would Melt in 2013... Now Claims 2016?

MYTH: Climate change models are reliable.

TRUTH: NOAA has been caught skewing data.

MYTH: Climate change is the consensus of scientists.

FACT: Not all scientists are in agreement over climate change. Also, manmade climate change is still a theory.

MYTH: Hybrid cars are better for the environment.

TRUTH: Not exactly. Production emissions are much higher, the minerals mined for the battered are typically done with little oversight on "non-green ways" and you're still hurting the environment FAAAAR more by buying a new hybrid than buying used gas.

MYTH: The polar bears are dying off!

TRUTH: There are more polar bears than ever before. Do not ask a polar bear for a coke. It might kill you.

MOAR Sources

Tesla 4.9 billion in gov incentives.

Green energy companies like Solyndra taking tax dollars.

Also 2.2 billion in tax liabilities for similar programs under Obama

Ethanol subsidies

German government admits transition to "renewable energy" has been a failure

EPA woefully inept here. Colorado river contaminated.

Government government admits "renewable energy" fail.

Inconvenient Truth predictions all wrong

7 major climate predictions wrong

Darwinian racism and MOAR Darwinian Racism

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