Let's keep the listicle train rolling by running through another top five list of 2019's most spectacular liberal morons. It was a good year for stupid, and these five entries certainly illustrated how dumb humanity can really be. Bear in mind, these are the silly people awards, not necessarily the villain awards. I reserve the right to pen that post at a later date.

FIVE - Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

No moron list would be complete without bug-eyed socialist Barbie. If you disagree with me, why? Check out the following stories from this year alone, and tell me I'm wrong. Starting with that photoshoot of AOC crying in front of a mostly empty street/parking lot/not concentration camp.

• Those AOC Photos of Her Crying for Detained Children are Completely Staged
• PolitiFact 'Fact-Checks' That AOC Crying in Front of a Parking Lot Story
• AOC Thinks the Poverty Line Should Now Be $38,000 a Year. Here’s Why She’s an Idiot…
• WATCH: Former ICE Head Lambasts AOC, Who Tries to Silence Him
• AOC Compares Women to Dogs, Babies to Puppies in Demands for More Family Leave
• AOC Invited to Tour an ACTUAL Concentration Camp by Polish MP

FOUR - The entire Democratic 2020 presidential field 

This year we had Beto O'Rourke admitting he ate dirt after losing the senate race to Ted Cruz, the Zodiac killer. Also, Andrew Yang shot whipped cream into his supporters' mouths while they kneeled before him. Elizabeth Warren took more flack for the 2018 DNA test that revealed she's the whitest person in America. Pete Buttgig's supporters danced the whitest dance since Elizabeth Warren sipped a beer on Instagram. Plus Joe Biden.

• WATCH: Andrew Yang Wants to Tax Cow Farts to Control Your Diet
• Yang Supporters Get On Their Knees as Yang Fills Their Mouths with Whipped Cream
• WATCH: Andrew Yang Wants to Take Away Your Cars Too
• Charlamagne tha God Compares Elizabeth Warren to Rachel Dolezal RIGHT TO HER FACE
• WATCH: Beto O’Rourke Comes Clean, Admits He Wants to Take Your AR-15s
• Joe Biden: I’d Sacrifice 100,000’s of Jobs for Climate Change [VIDEO]
• Pete Buttigieg Supporter Teaches Other Supporters 'High Hopes' Dance

THREE - Chris "Fredo" Cuomo

Multiple things can be true at once. One, it's rude to accost a public figure when he's out and about with his family and call him names. Two, that public figure over-reacting and claiming a movie reference is a racial slur makes that public figure number three on my moron listicle. Welcome to the majors, Chris Cuomo. He lost his doodie over being called "Fredo," in reference to Michael Corelone's dumber brother. Video of this moment below the three links.

• Chris Cuomo Unloads the Crazy After Someone Calls him 'Fredo'
• Uh Oh. Chris Cuomo Referred to Himself as Fredo in Old Radio Interview
• WHAT A PIECE OF SH*T: Chris Cuomo

TWO - Eric Swalwell and the Fart Heard Round the World

I have, on two occasions, used "He just Eric Swalwelled" in conversation to refer to a person's inconveniently timed toot. That's because, though Eric is certainly part of the moronic DNC field listed above, he deserves a spot all to himself. For behold, #FartGate was everything the internet deserved and more. Check out my roundup post, but spoiler alert, here is the number one reaction to Eric's gas passing on live TV.

ONE - Jessica Yaniv and His/Her hairy nutsack

This one is a tie between biggest moron and honorary villain. Jessica may have made a villain list had he won his case against estheticians who refused to wax his balls. But thankfully his dreams of ladies being forced to fondle his fuzzies faded into the ether as Canada did a solid and told him no, he's not entitled to have woman touch his testes.

• JUSTICE: Jessica Yaniv Loses Battle Forcing Estheticians to Wax His Bits
• Jessica Yaniv Testifies Before Human Rights Tribunal to Gripe About Woman Not Waxing his Junk
• WATCH: Jessica Yaniv Goes Full Crazy Lunatic When Confronted
• Dear Jessica Yaniv: You’re an Evil Sex Predator…

Did I miss someone? Who do you think is one of the biggest liberal morons of 2019? Maybe Cenk Uygur deserves at least an honorable mention, no?

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