The hot news at the moment is the orange man nominating one Brett Kavanaugh for the Supreme Court pick. Naturally, the left is taking the news about as well as a tween girl finding out about Justin Bieber's engagement.

Here are the top 7 Chernobyl-level leftist meltdowns to brighten your day. We usually keep it a Top 5, but there was so much to choose from. Like Congress, we couldn't make cuts.

Note how this was minutes after the announcement and the chant involves a generic "nominee" instead of Kavanaugh. Something tells me these people could care less who the nominee was. Trump approves of him, ergo he must be a crypto-Hitler Nazi spit deamon.

So, Trump just nominated a judge who believes the Constitution means what it says. People can own boomsticks. Even the scary black ones with the 30-clip magazines and the kiddie-seeking missiles. MY GOD!

The court is returning to its intended purpose of abiding by the Constitution. As opposed to granting every leftist wish that pops into their pea brains. That hardly counts as the court becoming a "political arm" for the Republicans. You know, like it's been for the left in recent times.

Show me the part in the Constitution where it recognizes the right to de-brain the childrens. I've been looking all day and I've yet to find it. Maybe I need special goggles. Which is probably why the left is peeing their rompers. No Constitutional provision, no Constitutional right. Them's the rules.

For those of you who sarcastically said, "The left already has the angry press released written and is just waiting for a name," come collect your prize!

It wouldn't be leftist outrage without celebrity stupidity. I guess Ron Perlman is still a celebrity?

And finally, a hat tip to identity politics run amok.

Revel in the outrage, Crowderheads. Drink in the tears.

Just save some for the hearings and eventually confirmation.

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