Remember Woody Allen? Yes, he's achieved legendary perversion levels. And yes, people only keep him around for Manhattan. Such is Hollywood. Even in all his creepery, a few feminists managed to make themselves look worse in his midst.

WARNING: NSFW, because things went from zero to boob in .002 seconds.

A herd of FEMEN protesters showed up to Allen's jazz concert to denounce his history of (alleged) sexual abuse. Again, this seems like it would be an easy thing to do. Yet somehow these gals made themselves look like the biggest asses in the room. By swinging around their ta-tas. Never underestimate a feminist's ability to be borderline functionally retarded.

A performance by Woody Allen in Germany was disrupted when topless FEMEN protesters stormed the stage. The women attempted to read a letter from Allen's adopted daughter Dylan Farrow in which she accuses him of sexual assault.

Allen was performing at Hamburg's Elbphilharmonie on Tuesday with his New Orleans Jazz Band when the women appeared on stage. Quotes from [Farrow's] letter were painted on their bodies.

Outside the venue members of FEMEN distributed flyers to people asking them to question Allen's innocence. On Facebook the group said Allen was "not just the neurotic and charming director, musician and actor but also seems to like sticking his fingers into his daughters."

A police investigation of the allegations failed to lead to charges.

For people who claim to care so much about consent, these *womyn* had zero qualms about molesting the eye holes of unsuspecting concert goers. Who probably paid big bucks to see said concert, by the way, because Woody Allen is an overrated egotist who fancies himself a sharter of rainbows. Again, did I mention it takes a major league douche to make Woody Allen look like a victim? Give yourselves a pat on the bewbs, ladies. Job well done.

By the way, forgive my sexism, but I'm failing to see what point was proven here. These young girls wanted to punish the evil pervertedness that is Woody Allen by... jiggling their milk mountains in front of him. That'll show him. READY THE CHESTBAGS FOR DEPLOYMENT, COMRADES!

You may have noticed a pattern when it comes to protesting. The only people who protest are either 1) incapable of making meaningful change themselves or 2) stupid. Sometimes protesters make signs to get the attention of more powerful people who can meet their demands. Other times? It's because they like to yell all the things. 99.9% of the time it's the latter. I'm sure you can guess which category this protest falls under.

While we're on the subject of feminist protester stupidity:

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