Yesterday a museum in Madrid unveiled its new wax figure of Trump. According to BuzzFeed, that's the moment when a group of badass feminist warriors stomped their way into the museum to do some social justicing. The patriarchal museum grunts could do nothing besides bask in their body positive glow. Truly, a win for feminism...

A feminist activist group crashed the unveiling of a Trump wax figure.

Feminist group FEMEN interrupted the unveiling of a Donald Trump wax figure with a topless protest in Madrid on Tuesday... Shouted "grab patriarchy by the balls" while grabbing the statue's crotch.

Behold the empowered, unstoppable "group" FEMEN...

Yep, that's it. The authoritative feminist group BuzzFeed refers to? It's this singular chunky dumpling. She flabbed about and rudely yelled for a bit before security finally escorted her and her ta-tas out.

By the way, this is why people don't take feminism seriously. Fighting fake "sexism" by being gross and explicit? Not too convincing. A cringey topless protest does not a solid argument make. BuzzFeed hails the feminist as a champion of women's rights, but she didn't do much beyond gyrating motions and bewb flappage. Unless her plan was to induce an obscene amount of gagging. In which case, congratulations. Point made.

Also, notice the poor lad trying to protect the audience from her aggressive bewbage? Not all heroes wear capes. Jackets and balloons did zero to stop the behemoth, but it was a valiant effort on his behalf.

The human sludge hardly looked organized... But apparently, FEMEN eventually claimed responsibility for this isolated assault on the eyes. Smashing the patriarchy one lonely grumblecake at a time.

A friendly piece of advice for BuzzFeed? Pick better headlines. After flat out lying to their audiences (see THUG LIFE: Donald Trump Body Slams BuzzFeed for Fake Russian 'Report'... and Even Liberal MSNBC Slams BuzzFeed: "You just published fake news!"), BuzzFeed is on thin ice - the weight of a feminist chublet could be just enough to send them under...

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