So these two topless feminists walk into a Muslim conference. Bartender says, "What is this a joke?" Then he kicks the crap out of them. Oh, Islam!

Seriously though, while traditional feminists fight for faux issues like the income gap that doesn't exist, or for the right to be topless while simultaneously saying it's sexist to look at their bewbs, there are some who wondered when they were going to criticize Islam...the religion that legally allows for the beating of women and affords them virtually no legal process in the face of rape.

Wonder no more! Enter the FEMEN...

FEMEN was founded in Ukraine in 2008 and is now based in Paris. The organization is known for its extravagant and controversial topless protests. They describe their ideology with three –isms: sextremism (female sexuality against patriarchy), atheism, and feminism.

Couple of things here.

1) Yes, these women are annoying. They've pulled this at all different kinds of events, including Catholic ones, Conservative ones etc. It's obnoxious, BUT...

2) This is the only instance in recent memory of which I can think, where the obnoxious feminists were actually physically assaulted. I don't mean aggressively shoved offstage, but kicked while on the ground. Which brings me to the final point...

3) Seems the "religion of peace" breeds some pretty cowardly men. At first, the imams walk away. Then, once security comes in and begins controlling the women, only then do the other Muslim chaps come in and kick the women while on the floor.

Yes, they literally kick the women, while they were on the floor. Regardless of your views on feminism, heck, regardless of your views on physically defending yourself from a female assault... Can't we all agree that you're a horrible person if you kick a woman on the ground while she's defenseless and not even attacking you?

Oh wait, we're dealing with a religion that requires four male witnesses to convict a man of rape and treats a woman's word as only half a testimony?

Nevermind.