A transgender "woman" is upset because the airport TSA allegedly punched their very female testicles. Which apparently means TSA is now transphobic. I can honestly get on board with this if it means we can abolish the TSA. I'm almost always patted down during those screenings and it's not pleasant.

This beautiful and brave person posted a now-deleted sobbing selfie from a bathroom stall and explained that their beautiful and brave balls "still hurt so bad". They also claimed TSA yelled at them for having a penis. In a separate post, they clarified, "'I don't want the TSA agent that hurt me fired. I want her educated and the entirety of TSA abolished altogether."

After the testicle-punching incident, the TSA worker apparently followed the trans person into the bathroom and discussed what just happened with another coworker, while the trans individual wept in a stall. Which does sound like slightly psychotic behavior, not gonna lie.

The airport has since said they are investigating the incident and responded to the trans individual on Twitter, writing, "We apologize again for your experience. Your comments have been noted and shared."

This has happened before, and it's apparently due to screenings detecting an "anomaly" between trans "women's" legs. AKA their lady penis. This anomaly sets off the alarm in the body scanner and leads to uncomfortable screenings. And apparently, punches to their lady testicles.

What's left out of this story is how uncomfortable it probably makes female TSA agents who have to grope a trans person's testicles because their passport says female. I can understand why the agent would be so upset. Though the following to the bathroom, if true, is a tad over the line. So as much as I hate the TSA, this is just another example of creating problems that really shouldn't exist in the first place. But alas, welcome to 2023.

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