We've been seeing quite the uptick in transgender in-your-faceness lately. For people who make up a fraction of a fraction of the population, transgenders seem to be popping up everywhere. Books, TV shows, National Geographic. Bathrooms. Ladies' bathrooms specifically.

With the proliferation of trannies, trannies everywhere you've likely had a lot of questions. The main question being, "Oh my gawd, when will this end?" Or "Dear gawd, does it still have a tallywhacker?" Or "Dear gawd, will this man in a dress take my job?" Yeah, that happens. Read HISTORIC: French Vogue Screws Biological Women, Features 'Transwoman' on Cover. Let this story act as an answer. A first ever, much anticipated male-to-female children's doll. Bask in her trannydom...

Transgender star of TLC's docuseries "I am Jazz", Jazz Jennings, will take form as the newest Tonner play doll. The 18" portrait doll was designed and sculpted by renowned doll artist Robert Donner.

With the Jazz Jennings doll, Tonner continues its history of ground-breaking doll line introductions based on socially transformational heroes, who have included [a] plus-size model...

My Christmas Shopping is complete. I can't wait to see Steven's face.

This doll triggers a few questions. For instance, where is the demand for this tranny toy? Methinks the demographic here is a bit older than the average 5-year-old doll aficionado. Think more 45-year-old transvestite who's not ready to come out. There has to be at least one. Certainly not two. Try not to think of how he'd play with this doll. Aside from that one tranny, this doll is a big deal in the doll world. And a real leap forward in the fantasy realm of social justice warriorism...

No surprise there.

Look, the toy company can make whatever types of "earth-shattering" dolls it wants. For the purpose of breaking ground, might I suggest a few feminists. They tend to carry the most heft. Instead of Ken, make Feminist doll's partner another heavy-set land whale. But the point is, nobody's telling the company it can't make unusual playthings that are possibly the stuff of nightmares. Such is the doll industry. The point here? Transgenderism affects a tiny percentage of the population. Yet it's seeping into all of the things. Including children's things. Play things.

See, the left isn't content to simply let things be (read Dear Hollywood: Stop Gaying All The Things. Especially Straight Characters...). It's a side effect of constantly pushing an agenda. Everything. Must. Conform. Including play time. Children's play time. Think about it, your kid might have come home from the Texas teacher who calls for the killing of Jews. Only to come home to play with Jazz the tranny.

While we're on the subject, I know somebody who might be interested in said doll...

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