Medicaid is a little thing which dries our wallets, leaving them as empty as an Amy Schumer meet 'n greet. With every paycheck stub, there's a little tax expense in there labeled MED. That abbreviation stands for Xanax for broke feminists. LAP-band surgery for bulbous Bob in mom's basement. And now, fake bewbs for trannies. Lots of them.

With the U.S. defining gender as a protected "characteristic" under anti-discrimination laws, we are now paying for many pairs of sand sacks. According to Johns Hopkins.

The researchers found that more than 4,100 such surgeries had been done between 2000 and 2014, according to their analysis of medical records in a nationwide database. They also found that the number of gender-affirming surgeries increased nearly fourfold during that time. About half of those who had gender-affirming surgery from 2000 to 2005 paid out of pocket. That rose to 65 percent from 2006 to 2011.

Gender-affirming surgery equals bewb jobs, face contours, inverted and un-inverted extremities. We aren't going to explain the latter. Google it if you're feeling masochistic.

However, from 2012 to 2014, that percentage dropped. Just 39 percent paid out of pocket in 2014, with the rest covered by Medicare, Medicaid or private insurance. The Affordable Care Act banned discrimination on the basis of gender identity, leading to an increase in insurance coverage for gender-affirming surgeries, the researchers said.

Bad news -- we now pay for cosmetic surgeries with Medicaid.  Only for trannies though. Not for poor people who just want bigger hardware. However, if we're using the whole "identify" thing to determine eligibility, here's a hack for those who lack:

• Women can identify as hyper-female = get free 5 gallon jugs
• Men who want to identify as hyper-masculine = add new pipes to their plumbing

Americans already supply coverage for millennials whose full time job is "protesting the patriarchy." There's an argument here that making people pay for surgeries they feel is morally reprehensible is an infringement on rights. Specifically, freedom of religion. That thing people use to define personal morals, standards and belief systems.

If the gender confused want new chesticles and assorted private bits, let it be. If they make others pay for said private bits, let it burn. The laws that allow such atrocities. Not burning of trannies. Leave that to these bearded men: Saudi Arabia Blames Social Media For Rising Homosexuality. Solution? Execute the Gays...

Transgender entitlement culture infringes on the rights of other Americans, waging war on what it means to be a man. Or a woman. Check it out:

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