You know what they say about swapping genders: if at first you don't succeed... sue the crap out of everyone until you get your way. Seems like a solid, successful strategy for trannies anyway, since the law has been shifting in their favor (see Tyranny? Obama Admin Issues Decree: Let Men Use The Girls' Room. Or Else...). That's why stories like this keep popping up. A 16-year-old transgender student has decided to sue her school for calling her by her real name. Also, not letting her use the male restroom.

A transgender student has filed a federal lawsuit alleging that Kenosha school district won't let him use the boy's restrooms and repeatedly uses his female birth name. [He] filed the lawsuit in Milwaukee on Tuesday, July 19th.

The lawsuit alleges that 16-year-old Ashton Whitaker was designated a girl on his birth certificate but identifies as a boy. The lawsuit also alleges teachers call him by his female birth name and he has to wear a green wristband so staff can easily monitor his bathroom use. It alleges the school district's actions are discriminatory and a violation of Title IX.

"Ashton Whitaker was designated a girl on his birth certificate but..." Firstly, this phrase? Possibly coined by a lobotomized brain. Or a pencil sharpener. It's a big pile of wrong. Notice the sneaky language. It's a tool that leftists often employ. Do not use sneaky language as the basis for a drinking game, though, okay? Be safe out there. Anyway, the plaintiffs are implying that somebody else picked a gender for the lad(y). Except gender isn't decided by doctors. Or parents. Or society. Or lawsuits. And no, not even testosterone injections. Hairy legs and dudely features doth not a man make. Or else feminists would have some explaining to do.

No, it's genitalia. You know - nature and stuff.

Basics

If Ashton's angry with anybody, it should be her own body parts. For which urinals would serve little purpose. But the mental image I just had is serving a comedic purpose. I know, I know, "hate speech."

Apparently this isn't the first time Whitaker's made a big stink over school policy. Not long ago the turdberry demanded approval to run for prom king, and the school eventually complied. To be fair, the school district claims that some of her recent lawsuit's allegations are blatantly false. We don't know the facts yet, but even if all Ashton's claims are true...

This high school is being sued because they called someone by their name. That's a big no-no for trannies. Also, the school offered her a ladies' restroom. Sounds polite, right? Nay. That's a hate crime. It all comes down to the comfort of the transgender student. The comfort of the other students sharing a restroom with her? Meh. Not so much.

Government mandated "tolerance." It's a thing.

Also, don't you think Ashton and Stephoknee here would make the best prom king and queen at your school? There's only one politically correct way to answer. Vomiting doesn't count.

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